When Life give you lemons, Make lemonade – then sell it to gain large profit

(AHAHHAHAHA (Peter Chao style laugh) Time To Rant xD )

When life throws stuff at you, you have to deal with it:

When life throws you homework, although you procrastinate, you still do it
When life throws you an assignment/project- you complain about it, then waste as much time as you can, then do it
When life throws you a test – you complain about it, complain to someone else about it, and then wait until the night before to study
When life throws you a cold – you suck it up and go to school
When life throws you a fever – you stay at home and watch TV/internet
When life throws you a runny nose – you take a tissue, blow your nose, and move on
When life throws you a stuffed nose – you suck it up and deal with your nasally voice
When life throws you a chicken- you make something of it – kill it, eat it, let it hatch eggs..blah..blah
When life arranges for your friends to move away to somewhere – you get their phone numbers and email addresses, cry,hug and move on
When life throws you money – you take it, obviously

BUT WHEN LIFE THROWS YOU A FLU WITH A SORE THROAT AND WATERY NOSE THAT WOKE YOU UP IN 2 IN THE MORNING AND YOU CAN’T FALL ASLEEP?
You drink water, wipe your nose, open your laptop, open firefox, and rant about it on facebook
WHY?
BECAUSE WE CAN. 🙂

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About Starburst-chan

A blogger, otaku, nerd, loves sweets, often talk to herself
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2 Responses to When Life give you lemons, Make lemonade – then sell it to gain large profit

  1. So true 😉
    When life throws you a chicken lol 😀 No, I’d keep it as a pet, or better still, dress it up as a rare, endangered bird like the kakapo –> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY
    I’d spare Stephen Fry and his friend from the torture though 😀
    As for Facebook rants, I think they’re like farts- you don’t particularly mind your own, but when other people have them, you absolutely hate them 😉 [possible extra points for inventive simile?]
    lol When life throws me a cough, I try not to talk because my voice is already rather deep as it is and when I’ve got a cough, it just becomes deeper, so my friends mock me by saying that my voice has broken. *oh, the times I’ve had to remind them that I’m a GIRL and GIRLS DON’T EVER BREAK THEIR VOICES* lol 🙂

  2. Sorry for my rant at the end 😀

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